I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have



"You would have me sacrifice a friend?"

"I would have you become the king you are destined to be."



My father works alongside our leader, Marcus. It all works. Everyone knows where they belong. Except for me.



chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship



memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”



toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me



ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this



rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 



slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god



1x6 | 2x1



  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?




tonysttark:

girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers



promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes



lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it