"Keep your voice down! You’re a kitchen boy!"
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
Why couldn’t this have happened in the last episode?
i will not accept any lesser death than death by dragon
2013 is almost over and all i did was join more fandoms
why go to sleep at a normal hour when you can read an 80,000 word fanfiction until two in the morning
remember who the real enemy is
He is called bread bread and he lives in bread
"And how many takes ?"
"What, hitting Colin ? (laughs) Um, six. I kind of held back. ‘Cause he’s only — he’s only tiny”
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in