The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand.
If the 200th episode is entitled “Fanfiction” then this:
Suddenly makes so much more sense.
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
bbc merlin + colours [x]
↳ pink greenery
Game of Thrones meme: one queen/king [1/1]
↳ Daenerys Targaryen
"You would be not only respected and feared, you would be loved. Someone who can rule and should rule."
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life